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Winning Is What They Do Best!

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England's Red Roses: Thirty Wins and Counting – Winning Is What They Do Best!

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Unstoppable Force of Women's Rugby

While the rest of England's sporting landscape has been providing the nation with its traditional diet of "glorious failure" and "promising starts followed by crushing disappointment," the Red Roses have been quietly – well, not that quietly – steamrolling their way through international rugby like a particularly determined combine harvester through a field of daisies.

Their 30th consecutive victory isn't just a number. It's a statement. It's a streak so long that some of the players who started it might have forgotten what losing feels like. It's the sporting equivalent of that friend who insists they're "just lucky" at pub quizzes while correctly answering obscure questions about medieval pottery.

The Streak That Keeps on Streaking

Let's put this in perspective. Thirty wins. In a row. That's not just good – that's "are they playing by the same rules as everyone else?" good. While England's men's teams in various sports have been providing fans with enough nail-biting, heart-stopping, "we'll get them next time" moments to power a small anxiety clinic, the Red Roses have been methodically ticking off victories with the consistency of someone completing their daily Wordle.

The streak began when we were all still arguing about different things on the internet, and it has continued through various global events, several prime ministers, and countless conversations about "the weather we've been having." Through it all, the Red Roses have simply kept winning, as reliable as British people apologising when someone else bumps into them.

What Makes Them So Good? (Besides the Obvious: Being Really Good at Rugby)

The Red Roses aren't just winning – they're often winning by margins that make you wonder if the scoreboard operator might have had one too many at the pre-match hospitality tent. Their combination of tactical brilliance, physical prowess, and what can only be described as "absolutely having it" has made them the team other nations see on the fixture list and immediately start updating their CVs.

Under head coach John Mitchell, they've developed a style of play that's both brutally effective and occasionally beautiful to watch – think ballet, if ballet involved significantly more tackling and considerably less tutus. Their set pieces are crisp, their handling is sublime, and their defence is tighter than the lid on a jar your grandmother has just asked you to open.

The National Mood Boost We Didn't Know We Needed

In a country where the weather forecast is essentially a personality trait and queuing is considered a national sport, the Red Roses have given us something we're not entirely used to: sustained sporting success that doesn't involve someone inevitably crying into a post-match microphone.

They've become the comfort blanket of English sport. Feeling down about the football? The Red Roses won again. Cricket let you down? Red Roses are still winning. Tennis dreams shattered? You get the idea.

Their success has also done wonders for women's rugby, inspiring a generation of young players who now know that rugby isn't just about muddy men in very short shorts arguing with referees. It's also about women in slightly longer shorts, tackling people into next week, and making it look easy.

The Opposition: A Symphony of Optimism and Crushing Disappointment

Spare a thought for the teams that have to face England. They arrive with hope, determination, and carefully crafted game plans. They leave with slightly less hope, significantly less energy, and game plans that have been comprehensively filed under "well, we tried."

Post-match interviews from opposing coaches have developed a predictable pattern:

  • Minute 1: "We prepared well and had a plan..."
  • Minute 2: "But England's physicality/speed/general brilliance..."
  • Minute 3: "We'll learn from this and come back stronger..."
  • Minute 4: [Stares into middle distance, contemplating life choices]

What Happens Next?

The question on everyone's lips is: how long can this streak continue? Will they reach 40? 50? Will they eventually just be given a permanent trophy and told to pop round whenever they fancy it?

The Red Roses show no signs of slowing down, which is both excellent news for English rugby fans and deeply concerning news for everyone they're scheduled to play next. They've found that sweet spot of being supremely talented, exceptionally well-coached, and apparently immune to the psychological burden of maintaining a winning streak that would make most teams start nervously checking over their shoulders.

The Bottom Line

In an era where British sporting success often comes with an asterisk, a caveat, or a "well, we gave it a good go," the Red Roses are writing their own narrative – one that involves an awful lot of winning and not very much losing at all.

Thirty consecutive victories. In international sport. In a row. No breaks. No slip-ups. No "focusing on the next game" clichés that actually mask genuine worry.

They're not just representing England; they're reminding us what sustained sporting excellence looks like. And if they continue this trend, we might all have to get accustomed to a new, unfamiliar feeling: sporting confidence.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go apologise to the thirty teams they've beaten. It's the British thing to do.

The Red Roses' next match awaits. Place your bets not on whether they'll win, but by how much. (Spoiler: probably quite a lot.)

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